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June 07 2017


so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and realized I was really about to tell this 78 year old woman to take a fucking sip, babe

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I’m laughing so hard at this you have no idea. The god of war is commenting on the fact that Diana headbutted a freaking tank



the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper

The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth

i cant believe caffeine was the only drug i was on when i wrote this

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This is inevitably what everyone would do…

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Here are the first few comics from a series I’ve started making about a regular toad.


COP: release the hounds!
*cages open and doves fly out*
COP: what the-

*meanwhile, at a wedding*
PASTOR: release the doves!

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all hail wolf pupy

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sooo khloe bought 1 of everything from this girl’s store and completely ripped off everything. badly. this designer has worked with people like beyoncé and serena williams, the klan has some fucking NERVE. and khloe has the balls the want to sue monica rose for stealing from her. the hypocrisy of it all

how fucking ugly


And let it be known that this girl has designed for Beyoncé herself (she did the tights for one of her concerts, I believe), and has been around for YEARS doing this so they are some snakes for stealing from her.

I hope she sues every one of those no talent wasters

June 06 2017


Good joke trope: Beginning a sentence in a harmless fashion, then turning it aggressive and weirdly specific and directed at a generic name because it’s fucking funny, Susan.

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god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song
> My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark
> sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob






what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

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Hey, I don’t usually make PSA posts like this, but if you have a bot by the name of “Notsobot” on any of your discord servers, don’t click the link that it has set as “playing”. It’s a link to a site containing suicide video compilations.





If you have a child and they are creeped out by a nephew or older brother touching them or looking at them a certain way, you need to have a serious talk with that person and keep them the hell away from your child. Don’t minimize it or tell your kid to hug them anyway, that kid is picking up danger signals they don’t even understand yet. But so many families will tell that kid they are being a brat.


A quick note- this applies to female relatives as well. One of my aunts ignores my little brother’s requests not to hug or kiss him (he has aspergers and doesn’t like physical contact with people he is not very close with). I have repeatedly placed myself between the two of them and had to tell her to back off and stop trying to “desensitize” him. Whether or not there are “danger signals,” it is not okay for adults to invalidate a child or teen’s request for boundaries. We need to teach children now, when they are young, that they can say no to these things and that other people can too.

Also you need to let your kid know they can count on you to defend them, believe them, and stick up for them when it comes to things like that. Be it a family member, a teacher, a priest, whatever, they need to know you are on THEIR side, not the creepy adult’s side.

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Me, in a relationship.


ya know when people draw those hands?? like

really soft n chubby??? dont ever stop doing that I love you and your art is fantastic 

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i love myself!! love yourselves!!

June 05 2017




people that own chickens are trustworthy

chickens own themselves

you’re completely right and i’m a fool

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